Flavor: Make way for the champ. This strain is a clear-cut crowd pleaser, with an unmistakable diesel flavor and sour undertones that captured the High Times Cannabis Cup in '09 and '10, as well as the Europe Champions Cup and Spannabis Indoor Hydro Cup in '10. Experience: Take a look at your iCal. Then, clear a few hours. Because when it comes to this long-lasting, sedating and trance-like high, you’re going to need ‘em.

Flavor: The heavy, sweet and distinctly floral notes here are the stuff top shelf strains are made of. A blend of two famous sativas—Skunk #1 and Jack Herer—practically makes this reefer royalty. Oh, you fancy, huh? Yes. Yes, we are. Experience: Step aside, Red Bull. This strain is known for its strong, energy-boosting properties and calm, clear-headed disposition.

Flavor: Ripe, juicy, unapologetically-dripping-down-your-chin mango—with all of the sweet and tangy pops of flavor this tropical fruit is known for. Oh, and the whole dripping down your chin thing? Don’t sweat it. It’s just a metaphor. Experience: Invigorating. The ideal strain to perk you up during a mid-afternoon slump and help keep the mind focused and sharp as a tack. Energy drinks are so early aughts.

Flavor: A 2000 High Times Cannabis Cup winner, this strain is a cross between Blueberry and OG Kush. The fruity nose here doesn’t lie—it’s all smooth blueberry sailing on the palate. Blueberries aren’t your thing? You, friend, sit on a throne of lies. Experience: If you’re aiming for natural pain relief, Blueberry Kush doesn’t play around. One of the strongest medicinal strains, ODB is a mood-lifter with powerful sedating effects. Bed time, baby.s.

Flavor: Mimosa packs in all of the tropical, citrus-y goodness you’ve come to love in the brunch staple, minus the #basic status of being caught drinking one. Experience: This strain lives up to its namesake. It’s exactly what you want to kick off your morning—an energetic, clear-headed high that wipes the sleep from your eyes. Motivation and laser-sharp focus are hallmarks of Mimosa. So that pile of laundry you haven’t touched in a month? (You know the one.) Let Mimosa get after it.

Flavor: This strain is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Sorry Gwen, couldn’t help ourselves. But there’s no mistaking the subtle banana flavor here. This sweet, mild smoke brings the tropics to your palate, with its banana notes and citrus background. But if you’re looking to be, uh, discrete, keep this one on the low—this strain is particularly pungent. Experience: The “couch-lock” is real with this one—but it’ll take a few minutes to get you there. After an intense onset, you’ll slowly ease into relaxation, creative thinking and with a high enough dose, a deep and restful sleep that counteracts the most stubborn of insomnia. Sleep tight, buttercup.